Part-time Software Developer Wanted.

I'm in need of a "backup developer" to help with overflow work and to split some larger projects. Most of the work can be done from home, however I'd prefer you be on-site at my office in East Sacramento at least 1 day a week (this may go up/down with the complexity of each project, may become a non-issue over time). On average I can keep you busy 15-20 hours a week. Ideally I'm looking for someone with regular amounts of free time, that likes working on a variety of projects, and has the know-how to help solve problems.

Requirements are like so:

Exceptional communication skills -- This is not boilerplate text; if you're prone to sending 3-word emails (i.e. "i don't know"), then this is not the job for you. I need to know when you're stuck, what you've tried, how I can help, what information you need from the client, etc. You will also need to provide regular updates on the progress: what's done, which roadblocks do you need me to address, etc.
Be reachable -- To compensate for doing a majority of the work remotely, you need to be reachable semi-regularly. You'll need an email address, cell phone, and ideally an IM client of some sort that you check often.
Experience working in deadline-driven environments.
Exceptional attention to detail.
Ability to "figure it out" -- We get lots of new requests, lots of new technologies need to be researched, solution ideas explored, etc.
Ability to "hit the ground running" -- Figure out what you need to solve problems, and generally be as productive as possible while working on the projects.
Ability to see "the big picture" within projects -- If you're changing an item on the back-end, how does it affect things on the front end? Should all of that be tested before the code is handed off to the client?
Ability to multi-task and be self-sufficient -- An average day here consists of writing code for 1 or 2 medium-to-large sized apps, fixing bugs / maintenance issues in older sites, maybe going into IIS and blocking an IP address for a spammer, and doing R&D on which jQuery plug-in will be most effective in an upcoming feature. The ability to effectively flip between such things is critical.
3 to 5 years of ColdFusion development on a currently supported platform (i.e. CF 8 or 9), writing both procedural and object-oriented code (or a similar back-end language, with a go-getter attitude and willingness to learn ColdFusion quickly). Ideally you've used at least one of the current CF frameworks on a "real world" project, and can learn similar frameworks without too much hand-holding. Experience w/ Model-Glue or Fusebox would be preferred.
You must have your own development machine (preferably a laptop) running ColdFusion 8 or 9, Microsoft SQL Server, MySQL, a Subversion client of some kind, and a Remote Desktop client.
Extra points if you know PHP, .NET, Flex (especially w/ the Mate Framework), and/or have written Facebook apps before.
Double-extra points if you've written Adobe AIR apps, or done any mobile development on a current platform (PhoneGap, iPhone, Android, Blackberry, or something similar).
Experience with all the current practices for building public facing websites -- This would include: writing table-less XHTML/CSS sites with 0 validation errors, writing JavaScript functions, using jQuery, using FireBug, etc. You understand how to test sites in a variety of browsers, you know the current practices for how to support old versions of Internet Explorer, and have dabbled in newer things like HTML5 and CSS3.
Ability to thoroughly test your own code -- Obscure business rules are one thing, and definitely require help from the clients. Making sure a form passes basic validation, or that the page matches the approved design, etc should all be no-brainers, and need to be done before marking the tasks as "completed".